the ch!cktionary

    24 Aug 2009

    When I asked Zac to take a photo of me with this sign at Salinas Beach in Ibiza, I thought it meant “No Men Allowed”. It actually means that I shouldn’t be standing in the area behind it.

    When I asked Zac to take a photo of me with this sign at Salinas Beach in Ibiza, I thought it meant “No Men Allowed”. It actually means that I shouldn’t be standing in the area behind it.

    26 Feb 2009

    Rock Bottom

    There’s something ironic about a writer desperately Googling quotes to find one that encompasses her despair.

    21 Nov 2008

    This is what they call irony.

    Auto-fill does not recognize “monogamous” as a word. Clearly, I’m the only RAZR owner professing their faithfulness via text message.