the ch!cktionary

3 Sep 2008
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This is how a career dies young.

Lena Chen: I'm blogging you. can i use your full name or just jason? my fucking chat transcript has you as jason burke all over
Jason Burke: wait, what are you blogging me saying?
Lena Chen: the dream
Jason Burke: oh, you can use my full name.
Lena Chen: but what if someone finds out you have dreams about the potential death of a sex blogger and they DONT HIRE YOU?
Jason Burke: yea, im not too worried abut that. i dont really care. unless i am saying something that you would judge to compromise my future.
Lena Chen: im pretty sure any and all association with me will compromise your future

3 Sep 2008
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And now a G-Chat convo illustrating why I miss my other best friend.

Jason Burke: you need a life.
Jason Burke: jk!
Jason Burke: <3
Lena Chen: omg asshole
Jason Burke: i had the weirdest dream last night involving various men of yours.
Lena Chen: also, I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM INVOLVING VARIOUS MEN OF MINE
Jason Burke: so, you clearly remember [redacted]. that was his name, right?
Jason Burke: anyway, he tried to kill you, and i was there, and so he tried to kill me too.
Jason Burke: and basically patrick was forced into trying to prevent him from killing you.
Jason Burke: it was really sweet
Jason Burke: and scary
Jason Burke: anyway, what was your dream?
Jason Burke: hopefully it didn't involve attempted murder

27 Jun 2008
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Miss you, Jason.

8 May 2008
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My ex is visiting this weekend and possibly meeting the Guy. My best friend has lots of opinions on the matter.

Jason: are you sure that summer guy [my ex] + the Guy is a good idea? i know you and summer guy are just friends but like no awkwardness at all?
Me: umm, i mean, why? after we broke up, summer guy and i have slept on the SAME BED. there's no sexual tension for sure.
Jason: he's still your ex. i don't know.
Me: wait hold on -- do you think they wouldn't get along or do you think it would be awkward? different questions
Jason: i think it's awkward.
Me: for who exactly?
Jason: me?

5 May 2008
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November 2005 in Harvard Yard. Jason and I are 18, which seems ridiculous (the fact that we were ever 18). As far as photos go, this is one of my favorite.

29 Apr 2008
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Maturity.

When I came back to the library from dinner, I found my best friend Jason asleep at his chair. So I licked him.

It seemed like the logical thing to do.

(And then when he kissed me goodbye as he left for his dorm, he totally paid me back with a lick of his own. Fucker.)

27 Apr 2008
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My best friend Jason has never had his picture taken on my MacBook (which is about a month old). All this changed last night, as you can see from above.