Excuse me, I think I screwed here.
Are you living in a former dorm room of mine? In honor of Housing Day, I’m posting a list of my previous residences at Harvard:
- Canaday D 32 (second room from door)
- Mather 312 (right room in the second pod)
- Currier Bingham 322 (corner single FTW)
I may have orgasmed on your mattress. Or in your shower. Congratulations.
(P.S. I may follow up with a list of other people’s rooms I’ve had sex in, but that would probably result in a mass exodus of students from campus housing, and now is really not the time to artificially inflate Cambridge real estate.)
