I’m 90% certain that Patrick pinched a nerve when he squeezed my nipples during sex yesterday. The left half of my left breast is out of commission, due to occasional shooting pains that run from the nipple to the armpit. I have already randomly screamed about five times today.
Oh, and also — my left nipple? About twice its normal size. This can’t be benign, right?
I'm Lena Chen, a writer and media producer who's been called a "skank" (by Bill O'Reilly) and "a small Asian woman" (by The New York Times). My favorite part of my workday is the hate mail.
I got started blogging as an undergrad at Harvard, where I started the infamous Sex and the Ivy blog. My life and my Google results haven't been the same since. Nowadays, you can catch me online talking all things sex-related on Sex Really With Lena Chen, a webcast for Bedsider.org, and Sexy Times, a web series debuting in January 2012 on gURL.com. I have mixed feelings toward the portmanteau "sexpert".
