Things I’m Doing For Valentine’s Day
In case the repeated mentions of my boyfriend have not been tip-off enough, I want to make it clear that I am extremely, extremely excited for Valentine’s Day. After years of failed non-relationships, sex fiascos, and generally poor romantic decision-making, it appears as if I have finally conned someone into loving me. Which makes this Valentine’s Day as big to me as Christmas is to … well, the Christians, I guess.
Anyway, here is how I’m celebrating:
- Designing and ordering FREE Valentine’s Day cards. Then sending them to all my friends.
- Going aphrodisiac tasting with BU food columnist Tiffany Ledner of The Daily Free Press who just asked me out on a date, sans respective boyfriends (sorry, guys).
- Giving away lots of prizes (including a Naughtibod and an Njoy Pure Wand) on my blog where I’ll be publishing my Valentine’s gift guide in the next 24-48 hours. Bated breath and all that, kay?
- And of course, having my way with Patrick and trying out the sex toys I’m profiling in my guide. Did I mention that the Pure Wand is unisex? Why, yes, it is.
