Thank the lord.
It looks like there are elderly passengers, but no infants. Did I mention the time when I was STUCK BEHIND A CHILD on a 6+ hour flight and had FORGOTTEN TO CHARGE MY IPOD?!
This time, my iPod is charged.
I know typing in caps in unnecessary (that’s what exclamation marks are for) but it’s only 7:30am, Boston is dead quiet, and I want to feel like I’m being heard. Inappropriate capitalization is a surprisingly effective method of creating this illusion.


