At a scary dive bar in Adams Morgan
Me: What do you want?
Lena: Shirley Temple with vodka
Me to bartender: Can I have a Shirley Temple with vodka?
Bartender: We don’t make no fuckin’ Shirley Temples here!
Me: What do you want?
Lena: Shirley Temple with vodka
Me to bartender: Can I have a Shirley Temple with vodka?
Bartender: We don’t make no fuckin’ Shirley Temples here!