And now a G-Chat convo illustrating why I miss my other best friend.

• Jason Burke: you need a life.
• Jason Burke: jk!
• Jason Burke: <3
• Lena Chen: omg asshole
• Jason Burke: i had the weirdest dream last night involving various men of yours.
• Lena Chen: also, I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM INVOLVING VARIOUS MEN OF MINE
• Jason Burke: so, you clearly remember [redacted]. that was his name, right?
• Jason Burke: anyway, he tried to kill you, and i was there, and so he tried to kill me too.
• Jason Burke: and basically patrick was forced into trying to prevent him from killing you.
• Jason Burke: it was really sweet
• Jason Burke: and scary
• Jason Burke: anyway, what was your dream?
• Jason Burke: hopefully it didn't involve attempted murder