the ch!cktionary

    3 Sep 2008

    Nothing like an old email from my sex-positive, militantly atheist best friend to make me miss her.

    From: Courtney Kennedy
    To: Lena Chen
    Date: Thu, Jul 17, 2008 at 6:05 AM
    Subject: hey, you wanna…

    start an atheistic anti-true love revolution club on campus? called the Order of the Goddess?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invisible_Pink_Unicorn
    http://www.palmyria.co.uk/humour/ipu.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE????

    WE NEED TO RAISE AWARENESS. Religion is dangerous and awful and so is this “movement.” We need something to counter this. DESPERATELY. I’m becoming more and more convinced that we need to be actively converting people to the side of atheism. Let’s go forth and proselytize!

    Also I’ve already started packing. Woo hoo! And I just started crying because I really have accepted that Sascha is gone.

    Also you had better say yes to this. It’s not really a request.

    We can have a whole pantheon consisting of the flying spaghetti monster, the invisible pink unicorn, and Bertrand Russell’s teapot. And we can have teas! And discussions with religious groups on campus. And promote sexual promiscuity!

    Also why are you never online? Do you hate me?

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