the ch!cktionary

    1 Sep 2008

    • Patrick: hamlet went to bark at the door. he hasn't lost his instinct to guard and to kill while on vacation in europe.
    • Me: you are crazy. hamlet is a coward.
    • Patrick: i will tell him that you said this
    • Me: go right ahead!
    • Patrick: and he will bite you in the ass for it
    • Me: is that so?
    • Patrick: or lick you incessantly
    • Me: like owner, like dog.
    • Patrick: precisely
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