- Patrick: hamlet went to bark at the door. he hasn't lost his instinct to guard and to kill while on vacation in europe.
- Me: you are crazy. hamlet is a coward.
- Patrick: i will tell him that you said this
- Me: go right ahead!
- Patrick: and he will bite you in the ass for it
- Me: is that so?
- Patrick: or lick you incessantly
- Me: like owner, like dog.
- Patrick: precisely


