the ch!cktionary

    20 Jul 2008

    “Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”
    — Chelsea Handler (via whateverlolawants)

    I’m guessing (hoping?) this was a comment said in jest, because seriously, who follows The Rules anymore? Do people actually still wait three dates for sex or two days to call back? If I fuck you, it usually means I like you, not the reverse.

    Also, the last time I slept with someone on a first date, the sex was amazing. Then we fucked again on the second date. And the third. And then we stopped going on dates since I basically never left his apartment anyway (being quite busy with getting fucked and all). See how much wonderful sex people are missing out on by postponing what they want? STOP ABIDING BY THE RULES. THEY DON’T WORK.

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