Yummm, baby gravy.
This article by Jenna B is the reason why I constantly call semen “baby gravy.” It drives Patrick crazy but I don’t care. “Ew, there’s baby gravy is leaking out of me!” “Is that baby gravy on the comforter?” “Your baby gravy tastes funny, honey.” I’m pretty sure I told him I picked up the term from general slang usage. No, false. Confession: I totally stole it off Jenna, who might as well have popularized the term for all the world in my book.
Also, in the above piece, she calls me “a brilliant, bubbly, take-no-shit chick with a taste for Amaretto and older men”. Although I no longer drink, I am proud to say that I do suck 28-year-old cock.
I think we can all agree that last sentence was unnecessary. Oh well.
