If you don't hear from me for a while, it's because I'm being held cyber-hostage.
- Patrick: There's an Internet encryption system at my house and I can revoke your access at any second.
- Me: You wouldn't dare. I'll withhold sex.
- Patrick: Well, I guess we'll just see who lasts longer then: me without sex or you without Internet.
- Me: Noooooooooo. Is there a safe word for the Internet?
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dederants reblogged this from lenachen and added:
Thts FUCKED UP!! Hope he's prepared when someone opens a can of whoop ass on him!!!! Patrick:
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