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  1. This is what our relationship is like.

    • Me: Wake up!
    • K: No.
    • Me: It's 2pm. Come on.
    • K: I don't want to.
    • [I lie down on top of her back.]
    • K: Get off of me!
    • Me: You're lazy.
    • K: No I'm not!
    • Me: You're right. You're just depressed.
    • K: Hey, that's mean!
    • Me: Time for your meds!
    • K: Nooo ... let me sleep, you awful whore.
    • Me: I want Reislingschorle.
    • K: Oh my god, you're an adult. You can't go drink Reislingschorle without me?
    • Me: No. WAKE UP.
    • [I proceed to straddle her from behind and rock side to side.]
    • Me: Now there's an earthquake in your booty.
    • K: UGH, why won't you let me sleep? I leave you alone when you sleep.
    • Me: That's because I don't sleep for TEN HOURS straight.
    • K: You're evil.
    • Me: Fine.
    • [I get off of her.]
    • K: Great. Now I'm awake. I'm going to punish you for this.
    • Me: What are you going to do, spank me?
    • K: No, but I'll get my revenge.