Dispatches From Ski School Pt. 3
A classmate of mine agreed with my conclusion that our boyfriends are perfectly capable of teaching us how to ski, but are simply not patient or understanding enough. If Patrick and I had our own “private lesson” (and no, for once, I am not employing innuendo), I would probably throw myself off a cliff by mid-morning. It would be a relationship-ruining experience.
In other words, ski instructors are not paid to teach you how to ski; they are paid to be nice to you while they teach you how to ski.
