Occasionally, often in the throes of infatuation, I’ll forget to hate men. Then some douchebag from the past (like the one who hooked up with me sporadically for a year while he had a girlfriend I did not know about) will do something idiotic like friend me on Facebook.
Well, then. GUYS DO SUCK. Thanks for the reminder!
(Disclaimer: I am, obviously, jesting about the generalized condemnation of all guys. There are plenty who are awesome, like the one who rubbed my temples today.)


