the ch!cktionary

    31 Mar 2008

    • Customs Agent: So, why were you in all these countries?
    • Me: Do you really want to know?
    • Customs Agent: Um, it's my job, miss.
    • Me: Well, you see what happened was ... I went to Greece for spring break but then my best friend had a breakdown and was committed to a mental ward so I had to see her in Germany and then I missed my connecting flight in Paris and lost all my credit cards so I couldn't pay for my ticket home until I got in touch with the guy I'm sleeping with in the States and he convinced Air France to let me on a plane today. It's been an intense ten days.
    • Customs Agent: Good luck with that.
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