Kennedy:So do you have any lingering feelings for any of your exes?
Me:You mean, beyond feelings of resentment and bitterness?
Kennedy:Yeah.
Me:Well, I was in love with ****l. for a really long time, and it took me forever to get over ****l [same name]. But now I'm so not interested that it actually makes me sick to think of hooking up with either of them.
Kennedy:Hmm.
German guy next to us taps my arm to dance.
Me:No, no, I don't know German.
German guy:I speak English. Nice to meet you.
Me:Uhh, nice to meet you. I'm Lena.
German guy:My name is ****l.
Me:Oh. God. Nein. Not interested. Nein, nein, nein, nein.
I'm Lena Chen, a writer and media producer who's been called a "skank" (by Bill O'Reilly) and "a small Asian woman" (by The New York Times). My favorite part of my workday is the hate mail.
I got started blogging as an undergrad at Harvard, where I started the infamous Sex and the Ivy blog. My life and my Google results haven't been the same since. Nowadays, you can catch me online talking all things sex-related on Sex Really With Lena Chen, a webcast for Bedsider.org, and Sexy Times, a web series debuting in January 2012 on gURL.com. I have mixed feelings toward the portmanteau "sexpert".
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