Kennedy's last errands included buying a wallet. I accompanied her this morning. And hit on the boy at the register.

• Boy: That'll be $24.99
• Me: You're adorable. What are your hours?
• Boy: Who, me? Uhh ... Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Friday and Saturday nights.
• Me: Hm. I'll keep that in mind. Hey, you're getting red. Are you blushing?
• Boy: Haha, I don't know. Am I?
• Kennedy: Wow, you're REALLY red! Oh my god.
• Boy: Oh man, I can feel my face warming up.
• Me: Wait, what are your hours again?
• Boy: Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Friday and Saturday nights.
• Me: Cool. Weekend activity!
• Kennedy: Poor boy. You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into.