the ch!cktionary

    17 Feb 2008

    Things I Lost Last Night Besides My Dignity

    1. Camera (a Sony Cybershot)

    2. Keys to my dorm, Tiffanie and Tara’s apartment, Currier’s house gym, and Doug’s apartment (where I’m staying). Luckily, I have dupes of almost everything.

    3. Streetwise Manhattan, the best and most portable city map ever. It got me through multiple trips here and the entire summer.

    Things I did not lose include: everything in my Kate Spade coin purse (including my fake ID, thank god) and my phone (which I would die without since I’m out of town and meeting tons of people).

    I couldn’t believe how drunk I was last night until this afternoon when Adina asked me what I had for dinner and I realized that I FORGOT TO HAVE DINNER. After going to Tisserie where I had coffee and a fruit tart with Rachel, I returned something at the Strand and just went home without realizing I hadn’t eaten an actual meal all day besides salmon for lunch. I’m incredibly stupid, clearly. So that explains why I got soooo messy-pukey when all I had was two Long Islands and a glass of wine.

    It’s 7:30 and I’m still hungover!! Ughhh. And it’s cold in this apartment. And Adina just left the city, so I’m ALONE and cold and nauseous. Although my friend Eric Obenzinger of brief Gawker fame (not really) just came over. Maybe he’ll cuddle me.

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