THANK YOU Evelina and Jenna for editing my draft. Approximately half of a column to go before I sleep ‘til noon (first Wednesday class starts then).

Because of my lack of attention span — Swiss time is six hours ahead — I emailed the wrong person with the current column I’m writing about infidelity. Er, awkward. I don’t even know who I sent it to! In any case, I followed up with:

“Hi. I’m a spaz. Sorry, I actually have no idea who this is but this was an email meant for another Cornellian with initials JB. My error!”

Whooooops. I should probably also include, “Sorry for the awkwardly personal essay I just sent.” At least it wasn’t naked photos or anything. Been there.