Adventures In Dating A 29-Year-Old
Things I have eaten today:
1. Half a bagel with cream cheese and tomatoes
2. Five mini chocolate chip cookies
3. Two finger-sized desserts from a massive pastry tray
4. A sliver of ice cream cake
This is because in lieu of a real brunch, Patrick and I attended his godson’s birthday party. He turned one.
Also, we were the only couple there without a baby. I knew we should’ve borrowed one for the occasion. Damn.


