Things Not To Say To Girls
“Honestly, I’m a very nice guy.”
Usually, that’s the first sign you’re not. I got that lovely line last night from a dude who tried, against his best interest, to chat me up. He got nothing but a scowl and some snarky remarks in response. Though apparently, being a stone cold bitch doesn’t do much to dissuade the masochistic.
Also, whoever said I was looking for nice guys? Nice is boring. Most of my great male friends are interesting guys with more than a hint of asshole. But that’s okay, as long as the assholery isn’t directed at me.
