Lines That Don’t Work
I just notified the winner of my July 4th giveaway, but there are too many incredible submissions to not share. The following are some of the most cringe-worthy pick-up lines and catcalls:
- “hey kitty cat, you’re so cute just like a kitty cat. I’m Josh.”
- “we can be your ghetto tour guides”
- “wenn das dach rostet, ist auch der keller feucht” directed at a redhead (German for “if there’s rust on the roof, the basement must be wet as well.”)
- “Baby, can I see some ENTHUSIASM!”
- “I would give the world to be that banana” directed at Teresa, who was eating a banana
- ”you’ll be sweet on tempurpedic”
- “Hey, I love sushi!” directed at an Asian girl
Thanks again to Emotional Bliss, who will be gifting the winner with a Womolia Heat.
