Things Men Have Yelled At My Readers
Yesterday, I asked readers to submit catcalling stories for my giveaway. According to them, here are some of the pleasantries they’ve exchanged with would-be Lotharios:
“I’m making a DVD. Have you ever thought about acting?”
“You WIFEY material!”
“Hey baby, wanna check out my gun shot wound? It’s so fresh the scab hasn’t even healed.”
“Hello, pussycita, yum yum!”
“Pork fry ri!” [“Pork fried rice” in a purposeful Asian accent.]
The last one is probably my favorite, because it’s just so without context. I’m also partial to “You WIFEY material!” (But I’m choosing the eventual winner at random.)
