Bastardizations
I’m hopping on a Chinatown bus to NYC tonight. My college friends are having a little reunion weekend in the Lower East Side. Tomorrow, we’ll be making Thanksgiving dinner together and my job is to fetch a Peking Duck.
Blasphemy, right? Well, look bitches, I don’t like turkey. Will be sure to live-blog the hilarity to come. Can’t imagine that this is going to go smoothly given the NY-sized kitchen we’re dealing with.
P.S. I’m in town until Tuesday. I’m going to be shooting videos for a new series with gURL.com … send me your sex and relationship questions!

