“I hooked up with an older guy tonight, just to see what it was like. It lasted all of 45 minutes. When we were done, he handed me a wad of bills “for spending money”. I don’t know why I didn’t just throw it back to him. Instead I acted like I expected it, took the money and walked out. I counted the bills on my walk home. $220. I’ve never felt so cheap in my life. FML”
— Anonymous post on HarvardFML, a confessional site for undergrads
Sooo … is a 45-minute hook-up considered short these days, because I do NOT recall that being the norm, um, ever. Also, my unscientific poll of Gchat buddies garnered responses ranging from “If someone wants to give me money, I’d be like, okay. It’s not like you have to fuck him again” to “I’d be like ‘Sweet! Money!’” to “I bet he was good at giving head”. It’s entirely possible that my friends represent the sketchy, whorish underbelly of the Ivy League.
Sooo … is a 45-minute hook-up considered short these days, because I do NOT recall that being the norm, um, ever. Also, my unscientific poll of Gchat buddies garnered responses ranging from “If someone wants to give me money, I’d be like, okay. It’s not like you have to fuck him again” to “I’d be like ‘Sweet! Money!’” to “I bet he was good at giving head”. It’s entirely possible that my friends represent the sketchy, whorish underbelly of the Ivy League.
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