Hate Mail of the Week / Logic Fail of the Day
I let readers submit questions anonymously because people are sometimes embarrassed by what they want to ask. Of course, this also opens the floodgates for idiots who want to clog my inbox with crap, such as the following:
Q. What’s the difference between sleeping with your TF for a grade, sleeping with your boss for a promotion, and self-publishing your sexcapades for a splashy media career?
A. Nothing
Uhhhhh …. what? As the Roomie said after I forwarded this to him, “We are not dealing with a disciple of logic here.” We are, however, apparently dealing with a Resentful Commenter (one of the five types of commenters that women bloggers encounter).
I’m not going to disable anonymous questions and force everyone to sign up for a Tumblr account. But I will start publishing more hate mail, because these poorly worded missives are actually really hilarious and demoralizing at the same time. The least I can do is share the joy.
For more hate mail , check out my Haterade archives. Want to submit anonymous and incomprehensible screeds? Leave a message in my Question queue!
