Space Needles and Monorails and Feminism, Oh My!
I still haven’t booked my flight for Seattle this weekend (oops) but I already have plans to return again in a couple weeks. This first trip is for Kennedy, who’s turning 22 on Friday. I’m getting her a new sexual partner for her birthday. Failing that, she will probably receive a borderline inappropriate addition to her closet. Since it’s her birthday, I’ve decided to entertain her every whim. I’ve been informed thus far that I will be attending a German-speaking dinner (don’t speak German), going slacklining (am not athletic), and seeing an opera (don’t know Italian either). I have little faith in my ability to successfully navigate the above situations, but hey, I’ve done weirder things for this chick.
The second trip is to Western Washington University (two hours outside Seattle), where I’ll be speaking in two weeks. I’ll be talking about the chastity movement, the myth of the college hookup culture, and the continuing relevance of sex-positive feminism. It’s a little known fact that I am actually a better expert on any of the above topics than I am on blowjobs. Really.
