the ch!cktionary

Marriage Shouldn't Be A Mandate

In a bit of a F-U to heteronormative cultural norms, I replace most instances of the term...

Mar 10th

Harvard's New Policy Covers Transgender...

Mar 10th

How The Future Gets Discussed

Patrick: Did you see the email someone forwarded me about a job you might want to apply to?
Me: Um, this job would require moving to New York. You don't want to move to New York, right?
Patrick: No.
Me: Didn't think so.

Mar 9th

48 Hours

Currently thesising from bed. I have to turn this in 48 hours from … now. Oh. My. God.

Mar 9th

Feminism Goes on Display in Adams

Mar 9th

Tomorrow is Harvard University’s first-ever Feminist...

Mar 7th

Peace, Boston.

On my list of travel-related things to look forward to post-thesis: A much delayed New York visit...

Mar 7th

You know you want to read this.

The first empirical chapter of my thesis is entitled “From Veiled Virgins To ‘Zipless...

Mar 6th

Oxytocin: The Pseudoscience of the Hook-Up...

Mar 5th

Birth of a Harvard Feminist

This article is amazing and going in my thesis. alishalisha: In light of Women’s Week at Harvard,...

Mar 5th

What should I include in my thesis? (Now...

I started off with “hodge-podge”. At Alex’s request, I’m now attempting to...

Mar 5th

“Good night, my little crab rangoon.”
— Jason, who comes up with the...

Mar 4th

In Which I Extol The Virtues Of Living...

Mar 4th

Terrorizing the dog. #14 on the list of “Things...

Mar 3rd

Everyone Else's Hell Week Is My Hell...

Can we please discuss the fact that I just wrote an eight-page paper and now I have to immediately...

Mar 2nd

“A tried and tested cunt marries late.”
— Middle Welsh proverb (via the...

Mar 2nd

Hello Kitty Personal Vibrator (now on sale!) I have a...

Mar 2nd

“You don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.”
— Jane Galvin Lewis (via...

Mar 2nd

See, guys? I do go to class. Also, you should say hi next...

Mar 2nd

Sociology Humor (Or Why My Thesis About...

Me: We're having a debate about whether there's an ethical way to conduct ethnographic research on sexuality.
Jason: Hahaha, you can fuck your way around and say, "But sweetie, it's just for my research!"
Me: Participant observation, baby!

Mar 1st

Today In "Sex Questions Without Answers"

If a woman cums in her bedroom and no one is around to hear it, is she a slut? (To clarify: This is...

Mar 1st

To The Owner Of Harvard's Only Copy of...

Apologies! I just recalled it from right under you in a fit of last-minute thesis research. Since...

Mar 1st